Santa Apni Bimari Ki Vajah Se Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ki Sahi Vajah Meri Samajh Men Nahin A Rahi Ho Sakta Hai Daru Pine Ki Vajah Se Aisa Ho Raha Ho Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Doctor Sahab Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi To Main Dobara A Jaunga
Santa Parti Se Raat Ko Der Se Ghar Gaya Agale Din Banta Ne Usse Pucha: Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nahin? Santa: Nahin-Nahin Kuchh Khaas Nahin... Ye Do Dant To Mujhe Vaise Bhi Nikalwane Hi The
Santa Pahli Bar Dukaan Par Kaam Karne Gaya To Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Boli "Bhaiya Underwear Dikhana" Santa: Kal Aana Aaj Pahni Nahin Hai Ladki Ne Santa Ko Khub Pita Chappal Se Pita Lathi Se Pita Aur Bahut Ghasit-Ghaseet Ke Pita Santa Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola "Sorry Kal Pakka Pahan Kar Aaunga"
Banta: Yaar Santa Jo Log Hamesha Ofis Men Over Time Lagate Hain Kya Vo Sabse Mehnati Hain? Santa: Are Aisa Nahin Hai Ya To Vo Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Fir Offis Men Kisi Ke Sang Hain